Ok this time I really am back

Been so busy at work this month that I have hardly even had time to check my emails.

Thanks to Rachel for emailing me and reminding me that I should be here posting dirty sex stories instead of working :)

And since I'm really busy tonight too i will post anohter 5 things about me that a lot of people don't know.

1. I once had sex with a woman and whilst sucking her nipple looked across and saw.....her nipple. Turned out she had a massive boil on her boob and it was dark and eeeekkkk!

2. I have had sex with only 1 black women and I didn't really dig it.

3. I once slept with a pro who stuck her finger up my arse while wanking me off. Very scary and sexy at the same time.

4. I have had sex in a public phone box. (smelly and nasty)

5. I once ejaculated and it shot over 6 feet.