Am I actually getting old?
It's Saturday night - I had sex yesterday with my 2nd favourite FB - I have spent tonight thinking about a woman who I can't (or at least shouldn't) have.
We have been speaking for the last week in a very sexual way - and it makes me so hard it's untrue.
I am wondering if:
a) I am getting old and want what i can't have
b) I am just too horny for my own good
c) both of the above
p.s. I am off to buy a porshe - grow a mullet and buy a new leather jacket.
p.p.s You know who you are you sexy minx - now email me and tell me you want me too or I'll have to spank you :)