Thanks for all the emails asking where I had gone to. I've been messing around with a married woman for the last 2 weeks or so and been taking advantage of the fact that I only had 2 weeks to get as much sex as I could.
Normal blogging will be back next week when I have recovered.
When your FBF says she will set you up on a date with a "good looking friend" - ask for pictures first.
If you ever get the chance to sleep with someone at work - don't do it.
I did a few months ago and today it turned round and bit me clean on the arse!
I was out at lunchtime today for a liquid lunch with some friends. We were in a nice little pub that had a beer garden and as it was nice and sunny we decided to sit outside.
On the table across from us was a very attractive woman and her not attractive at all friend. And by not attractive I do mean she looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Unfortunately the good looking woman had her back to me and I was sat staring right at the minger. Not wanting to look at her face I cast my gaze downward and what did I see? A short skirt. A very short skirt.
Now I should have known what was about to happen but after a couple of pints at lunchtime my mind was a bit fuzzy. I noticed she had her legs quite far apart for a skirt that short and for some reason decided to watch and see what I could see.
Fuck me. She opened her legs so she could cross them and....
It was the return of the dreaded matted pubes. What is it with women and their pubes? Trim them. Shave them. I don't care which but do something with them.
And if you are going to wear a short skirt and n0 knickers please keep it all covered.
It looked like a cross between a taco and a shaggy dog.
I think I need more beer to get the image out of my mind.
It's been such a slow day today and I'm not doing a thing tonight other than watching TV and going to bed early. So here are 5 more things about me:
well in the shower really.
There is a woman in my shower and I don't know anything about her other than she squints really hard when she has an orgasm and her lip gloss tastes of grapes.
I love the Internet.
No, it's not a Christmas post but a full run down of how it went with the pro I booked the other night.
For those that want the basic details here they are:
Good looking - damn sexy - fucked lots - very satisfied.
For those that want a bit more - read on.
I paid for an hour up front. £150 is a lot of cash so she really needed to be worth it, and boy was she.
She was booked for 9pm and arrived at my house at exactly 9pm. I do like people to be punctual. On opening the door I was very happy with what I saw. Just short of 6 feet. Shoulder length blonde hair. Slim without being thin. Classy dresser. Short little black dress and a long overcoat.
I welcomed her in and took her coat. Offered her a drink and we sat and had a glass of wine for a few minutes.
By this time I was so curious as to what she was wearing under the little black number.
We retired to the bedroom where she layed me on the bed and slowly undressed me. Now this was unusual for me, being naked before the woman.
I was already rock hard by now and rather excited. The next thing I know, before she has taken a stitch of clothing off she has a condom out and is putting it on me. Then she lent down and took my entire cock in her mouth. Good thing I had a wank an hour before she got here or it would have been all over.
After a good 5 minute long sucking she moved on top of me and sat on my crotch. It was then that I found out what she was wearing under the dress.
Nothing at all.
She must have been enjoying it too by then because I slipped into her with no problems at all. What followed was a 45 minute session of shagging in about 5 different positions finishing with me cumming over her tits.
Normally this is where I would expect the session to end but as we had got on so well she asked if she could use my shower to clean up and asked me to join her.
No more shagging I'm afraid but a good session of soaping eachother up and washing each other down followed.
She left about 10:20 in the end and I am certainly going to call her again sometime.
All in all it was a fantastic visit. For £150 it's not the sort of thing I will be doing every week but it was a great way to unwind.
no posts tonight - am ill. feels like man flu so I may be dying.
will post tomorrow on how I got on with the pro.
It's been a boring few days. Haven't been out much. Haven't done much of anything.
And what's worse, I haven't had sex since the weekend.
My right arm, however, now looks like Popeye's. I think subconsciously I am still mentally scared from the hairy monster at the weekend.
I need something/somone new to get me out of this hole.
Ever spent a weekend having fun, then when you look at it in the cold, hard light of day you think - "I wish I hadn't done that"?
It's been a busy weekend. I went out last night with FBF for a few drinks that ended up at a club that ended up at someones house that ended up in someones bed that ended up waking up and thinking "nooooooooooooooooooo".
I think I need to lay off the booze for a while. Either that or I need to drink more so I don't remember the things I did.
It's been a really slow day and I'm not doing anything (that I know of) tonight so here are 5 more things most people don't know about me.
I don't know about you but I like to have at least two good fuck buddies available at any one time. If one is busy then the other one should at least sometimes be free.
For the last year or so though I have only had one fuck buddy that I really enjoy spending time with and haven't been bothered to find any more. This has worked out well so far and at least two or three times a month we meet up for a drink and a meal and then a night of fun back at her place (it's a lot bigger than my place with more rooms to do it in).
For the last three weeks though she has been busy and I haven't seen her. Not a problem, although she is really good in bed so I do miss the sex.
She called me today to apologise for not being around much and after a nice chat about mundane stuff she told me she has found a boyfriend. A fucking boyfriend? That's just not on!
She told him about me (and her other male friends that she sometimes sleeps with) and for some mad reason is doesn't want her to sleep with any of us any more. How rude.
So now we can go out and have a drink and a meal and at the end of the night I have to come home and have a wank. You cannot imagine how annoyed I am. She was by far the best FB I have ever had.
fuck it!
I was looking at the stats for this blog today and it looks like someone has been looking at my blog from Horsham in Sussex.
This is only interesting to me because for one miserable summer I used to live in Horsham.
And I only have one decent sex related story from that whole summer. How sad.
So own up whoever you are - might be that we actually know each other.
