no knickers

I was out at lunchtime today for a liquid lunch with some friends. We were in a nice little pub that had a beer garden and as it was nice and sunny we decided to sit outside.

On the table across from us was a very attractive woman and her not attractive at all friend. And by not attractive I do mean she looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Unfortunately the good looking woman had her back to me and I was sat staring right at the minger. Not wanting to look at her face I cast my gaze downward and what did I see? A short skirt. A very short skirt.

Now I should have known what was about to happen but after a couple of pints at lunchtime my mind was a bit fuzzy. I noticed she had her legs quite far apart for a skirt that short and for some reason decided to watch and see what I could see.

Fuck me. She opened her legs so she could cross them and....

It was the return of the dreaded matted pubes. What is it with women and their pubes? Trim them. Shave them. I don't care which but do something with them.

And if you are going to wear a short skirt and n0 knickers please keep it all covered.

It looked like a cross between a taco and a shaggy dog.



I think I need more beer to get the image out of my mind.

another 5 things

It's been such a slow day today and I'm not doing a thing tonight other than watching TV and going to bed early. So here are 5 more things about me:

1. I love watching a woman masturbate. (sexiest thing in the world)
2. I once got thrown out of a pub for having sex in the women's toilets
3. I find almost all types of porn are worth watching. I don't really have a preference for one particular kind.
4. I once got stood up by a woman who was meeting me at a naturists health spa and it turned out she did it on purpose because it was a gay health spa and she thought it was funny. I spent an hour sitting in a hot tub with about 8 very gay men laughing at my akwardness until I gave up waiting and left.
5. I find brunettes more attractive than blondes when I am looking for a girlfriend but blondes more attractive when looking for sex.

strangers in the night

well in the shower really.

There is a woman in my shower and I don't know anything about her other than she squints really hard when she has an orgasm and her lip gloss tastes of grapes.

I love the Internet.

ho ho ho

No, it's not a Christmas post but a full run down of how it went with the pro I booked the other night.

For those that want the basic details here they are:

Good looking - damn sexy - fucked lots - very satisfied.


For those that want a bit more - read on.

I paid for an hour up front. £150 is a lot of cash so she really needed to be worth it, and boy was she.

She was booked for 9pm and arrived at my house at exactly 9pm. I do like people to be punctual. On opening the door I was very happy with what I saw. Just short of 6 feet. Shoulder length blonde hair. Slim without being thin. Classy dresser. Short little black dress and a long overcoat.

I welcomed her in and took her coat. Offered her a drink and we sat and had a glass of wine for a few minutes.

By this time I was so curious as to what she was wearing under the little black number.

We retired to the bedroom where she layed me on the bed and slowly undressed me. Now this was unusual for me, being naked before the woman.

I was already rock hard by now and rather excited. The next thing I know, before she has taken a stitch of clothing off she has a condom out and is putting it on me. Then she lent down and took my entire cock in her mouth. Good thing I had a wank an hour before she got here or it would have been all over.

After a good 5 minute long sucking she moved on top of me and sat on my crotch. It was then that I found out what she was wearing under the dress.

Nothing at all.

She must have been enjoying it too by then because I slipped into her with no problems at all. What followed was a 45 minute session of shagging in about 5 different positions finishing with me cumming over her tits.

Normally this is where I would expect the session to end but as we had got on so well she asked if she could use my shower to clean up and asked me to join her.

No more shagging I'm afraid but a good session of soaping eachother up and washing each other down followed.

She left about 10:20 in the end and I am certainly going to call her again sometime.

All in all it was a fantastic visit. For £150 it's not the sort of thing I will be doing every week but it was a great way to unwind.

ill

no posts tonight - am ill. feels like man flu so I may be dying.

will post tomorrow on how I got on with the pro.

time for a pro

I've got a pro all booked and ready for tonight. Better be worth it for £150.

bored

It's been a boring few days. Haven't been out much. Haven't done much of anything.

And what's worse, I haven't had sex since the weekend.

My right arm, however, now looks like Popeye's. I think subconsciously I am still mentally scared from the hairy monster at the weekend.

I need something/somone new to get me out of this hole.