knobbly bits make all the difference

All I can say is WOW.

WOW!

Yesterday my new toy arrived (see previous post) and I gave it a good workout last night to see what it could do for me.

Now I like wanking. A lot. But this thing makes it so much better than doing it normally.

First go round I got myself nice and hard and put it on. It's quite fiddly the first time but gets much easier the more you use it. Once it was on I began to wank. Long slow strokes for a while followed by some sort rubbing round the top then back to some long strokes again. Damn this thing was good.

The rubber knobbly bits really rub against your cock and give you a very different sensation to a normal wank. After five or so minutes I wanted to see what it was like when I went at it really fast. Well, lets just say that when I got close to orgasm I didn't bother stopping to prolong it.

Tug Tug tug - whoooooaaaaa. Huge orgasm.

And the best bit was because all the tugging had pulled it off the end of my cock about an inch or so it managed to hold most my load in the end. Less clean up for me. Bonus.

I was tempted to leave it at that for the night but about an hour later I had been on the phone to a friend of mine (damn sexy but would never sleep with me in a million years) and was horny as hell. Time for round 2.

This time I was already hard but decided to try it with a bit of baby oil. Putting it on took a lot less time and all I did was squirt a small amount of baby oil down the end onto the end of my cock.

Instantly the rubber sleave slid effortlessly along my cock. It was like beng wanked off by an angel. The combination of rubber knobbly bits and baby oil was overwhelming. I'd like to say I had a good long wank but I would be a bit fat liar. It lasted no more than 2 minutes. Probably closer to 1 1/2. But fuck me it was good.

You know when you pull on a cock for ages, slowing down and stopping, then starting again and prolonging it for ages. Well the orgasm was like that. The rubber bit kept none of it in this time. I came like I haven't come from wanking in years. It was hard and powerful and fuck me it went far.

So to sum up - men, buy one - women, buy your man one.

You will not regret it.

a new day, a new toy

My new toy arrived today.

After reading about furtive's recent purchases I decided that it had been to long since I had a new toy. Looking for mens toys is much harder than looking for womens. There just isn't the selection if you will be using them alone.

I finally settled on this. I haven't used it yet but the night is young and I'm sure it'll get a try out (or 2) before bed.

twitter me

I have set up a new instant notification thingy.

Head on over to http://twitter.com/sethcavendish, sign up and add me as a friend. God knows if this thing will be useful, fun or what but will be interesting to see what people are doing.

five things

The bloke from the curry house says it'll be at least 30 minutes until my dhansak arrives so in the meantime here are five things most people don't know about me.

1. I once slept with my mate's mum (she had a beard)
   
2. I once slept with my girlfriend's mum (she had no body hair at all!!)
   
3. I had an offer of gay sex once and turned it down (a topic for another time)
   
4. I once had sex 11 times in one day (and walked like John Wayne for the next 2 days)
5. I once accidently got my own semen in my mouth (Just don't ask)

More fun lists later.

Free porn for all

Just found this fantastic site that lets you watch streaming porn - for free.

Go to http://channelchooser.com/adult.php and have a look. Some of the movies take a while to load and some are just short clips but they seem to be updated quite frequently.

I wonder what I will be doing tonight?

A second mobile number is a must.

Crazy woman from yesterday keeps calling me. If I don't answer the phone the fifth time you call and leave a message you should probably get the hint that I am not interested.

This weekend I'll go and get a pay as you go mobile I think. I don't want psycho woman calling my main number all the time.

The next question is, should I call her back and say "go away mental lady" or should I just hope that if I ignore her long enough she will get the hint?

Mad mad and mad again

Just a quick post before I try and rustle up something for dinner.

Don't go on blind dates with people met on the Internet on a Sunday afternoon. If todays experience taught me anything it's that you really need to spend more time getting to know people before you go and meet them.

The woman I met today was all kinds of crazy and not in a good way. Not an adorable crazy where she is a little strange but none the less normal. This woman was proper crazy. I felt like I was having a drink with an escapee from one flew over the cukoo's nest.

Next time - I want at least a photo and a phone call before I meet someone.

baby oil or no baby oil?

Always, always use baby oil. Not using it can cause ripping due to over enthusiastic wanking!

Anyone got some anadin extra?

Is it wrong to judge women that are fat (I mean really fat)?

I am a member of many online dating sites. Some are crap and just send you junk emails - some are actually worth paying for and you get a lot of quality contacts.

Recently, I have been chattng with a woman that found my profile on a dating site and we have been getting on very well. She mentioned when we first started talking that she was a bit on the large size but never mentioned her size as a problem.

Well, things have moved on since then and tonight she asked when I was going to come round and "see her". I, intrigued, asked for a photo.

Well spank my arse and call me Judy - damn she was fat.

Now I have nothing against fat women. I am a lover of all shapes and sizes as long as people aren't obese I normally find them attractive. This women, however, was about 300 pounds and I think at least part of her was deep fried.

I wish it had been different. I wish she was a UK size 20. But she wasn't. She was too fat for me and that's something I have never run into before.

Do women find the same problem with men? Or is it just a man thing?

A new kind of "friend"

A good female friend of mine (fbf) is one of the few people that know everything that goes on in my life. She has, recently, coined a term for the people I visit outside of my normal circle.

She has named them "friends".

These are people that I have either met and am shagging or people that I pay for sex. She thinks that by calling them "friends" (you can hear the speech marks when she says it) that she can talk about them in very public places.

Only last week we were sitting in a bar having a drink when she asked rather loudly if I had made any new "friends" recently.

All I can say is that I think 99% of people listening in would know exactly what kind of "friend" she is talking about. How is that that women can be so subtle in some ways and so obvious in other ways?

I'm back.

It's been a long time since I did any blog posting and I decided to ditch the old domain name and just come back to using good old blogger.

Anyone who knows me or was following my old blog shouldn't have too hard a time finding this new blog.

After almost a year away it feels great to have a new place to write.