no knickers
I was out at lunchtime today for a liquid lunch with some friends. We were in a nice little pub that had a beer garden and as it was nice and sunny we decided to sit outside.
On the table across from us was a very attractive woman and her not attractive at all friend. And by not attractive I do mean she looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Unfortunately the good looking woman had her back to me and I was sat staring right at the minger. Not wanting to look at her face I cast my gaze downward and what did I see? A short skirt. A very short skirt.
Now I should have known what was about to happen but after a couple of pints at lunchtime my mind was a bit fuzzy. I noticed she had her legs quite far apart for a skirt that short and for some reason decided to watch and see what I could see.
Fuck me. She opened her legs so she could cross them and....
It was the return of the dreaded matted pubes. What is it with women and their pubes? Trim them. Shave them. I don't care which but do something with them.
And if you are going to wear a short skirt and n0 knickers please keep it all covered.
It looked like a cross between a taco and a shaggy dog.
I think I need more beer to get the image out of my mind.
4 comments:
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It's not funny. The woman of England all seem to be letting themselves go in the pube dept.
hey!!! don't let a few lazy cows let you make up your mind about the rest of us! some of us get monthly waxes you know! and are perfectlt trim and neat! in fact i do believe most of us are!
I'm perfectly trim and very very neat, and have been ever since I first saw hairy porn back in the nineties.
Eww.
Call it hairist, but I absolutely cannot stand body hair, especially on women.
However, men who like to look upskirt are a totally different matter ;)
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